The Federal Republic of Coldian is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Admiral with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.098 billion Coldians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Collin City. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Coldianese economy, worth a remarkable 2,812 trillion Collans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 278,553 Collans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Robots can only dream of electric sheep and living a long happy life, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, torture is illegal, and punting clubs and posh accents have been added to the national curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coldian's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coldian is ranked 167,332^nd in the world and 4^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 599.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.