The Democratic Republic of Cola Peninsula is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksey Rudakov with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.024 billion Kolas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmansk. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kola economy, worth 528 trillion Kola kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 174,808 Kola kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cola Peninsula's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cola Peninsula is ranked 7,706^th in the world and 8^th in The Global Elite for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 70.49 on the Kitten Softness Rating.