The Theocracy of Coinchenn is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 4.791 billion Coinchennians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Coinchennian economy, worth 167 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,022 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coinchenn's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coinchenn is ranked 124,770^th in the world and 1^st in Stanley for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 597.65 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.