The Karaoke Nights of Coffee Cafe is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.774 billion Coffee Cafeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Coffee Cafean economy, worth 224 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,903 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,738 per year while the poor average 2,438, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coffee Cafe's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Coffee Cafe is ranked 172,874^th in the world and 30^th in Hana Macchia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,024.88 Standard Monetary Units.