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Fattest Citizens: 1,540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,637thMost Secular: 4,159th
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Order in Chaos, Chaos in Order
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Cluted Files

Population1.756 billion

CurrencyFile Note
AnimalCluttered Badger

The Dominion of Cluted Files is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.756 billion Cluted Filesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cluted Filesian economy, worth 251 trillion File Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,961 File Notes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, 90% of active duty CFAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, and dream holidays often go awry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cluted Files's national animal is the Cluttered Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cluted Files is ranked 29,479th in the world and 65th in Talonia for Highest Average Incomes, with 142,961.31 Standard Monetary Units.

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Fattest Citizens: 1,540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,637thTop
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Most Secular: 4,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,861stNudest: 7,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,036thMost Cultured: 10,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,908thMost Patriotic: 14,216thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,421stLowest Crime Rates: 22,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,634thSmartest Citizens: 23,266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,171stLargest Governments: 27,674thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,879thHighest Average Incomes: 29,479thLargest Black Market: 29,718th
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, dream holidays often go awry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, 90% of active duty CFAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Cluted Files was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Cluted Filesian mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Cluted Files, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air.

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