The Republic of Clone Trooper 7 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.325 billion Clone Trooper 7ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The strong Clone Trooper 7ian economy, worth 77.1 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,224 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and endangered species are effective hostages against the Clone Trooper 7ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clone Trooper 7's national animal is the Droid.

Clone Trooper 7 is ranked 90,567^th in the world and 5^th in Puppetstorm for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.