The Ελληνιστικό Βασίλειο of Cleitos is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Satrap Cleitos the White with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.779 billion Andarian Stellar Lydian Warriors love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sardis. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Andarian Stellar Lydian Warrior economy, worth 129 trillion Tetradrachms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 34,367 Tetradrachms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Cleitos, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the nation leads The Orion Constellation for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleitos's national animal is the Oxen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Cleitos is ranked 207,314^th in the world and 1^st in The Orion Constellation for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.71 on the Bus Surprisal Index.