The Republic of Civers is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.278 billion Civersians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Civersian economy, worth 157 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 123,288 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,479 per year while the poor average 11,695, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Civers's national animal is the Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Civers is ranked 320,930^th in the world and 218^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.88 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.