The Kingdom of Ciumer is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.877 billion Ciumerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The thriving Ciumerian economy, worth 101 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,077 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,416 per year while the poor average 11,030, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ciumerian stage setups. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ciumer's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ciumer is ranked 328,165^th in the world and 102^nd in The Mood for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.