The Queen's State of Ciudad de las Columnas is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 30.483 billion Ciudad de las Columnasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Industry, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The Ciudad de las Columnasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 35,646 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Ciudad de las Columnas's national animal is the deer.

Ciudad de las Columnas is ranked 124,108^th in the world and 1^st in Bins for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.