The Colony of Cigarettes-1 is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 73 million Comrades and Jambudweeps live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Cigarettes-1ian economy, worth 2.52 trillion Rifleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 34,537 Rifleses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,596 per year while the poor average 2,165, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cigarettes-1's national animal is the Cigar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cigarettes-1 is ranked 258,828^th in the world and 1^st in Safety region which is safe for Safest, scoring 16.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.