The Colony of Chum Chum 7 is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 542 million Chum Chum 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The Chum Chum 7ian economy, worth 27.9 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,491 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, patriots insist that size does matter, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chum Chum 7's national animal is the dolphin.

Chum Chum 7 is ranked 219,196^th in the world and 3,270^th in eta for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,094.65 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.