The Oppressed Peoples of Chronobnoxication is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 21.151 billion Chronobnoxicationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The strong Chronobnoxicationian economy, worth 795 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,587 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Chronobnoxication's national animal is the Pufferfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chronobnoxication is ranked 311,046^th in the world and 13,248^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.