The Oppressed Peoples of Chronobnoxication is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.404 billion Chronobnoxicationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The strong Chronobnoxicationian economy, worth 428 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,586 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the government is seen to favor Catholics, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Chronobnoxication's national animal is the Pufferfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chronobnoxication is ranked 51,774^th in the world and 11^th in Xedas for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 93.28 on the Hayek Index.