Population | 6.594 billion |
Capital | Weltholm |
Leader | Earthly Voice of Jesus |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Christcoin |
Animal | Sheep |
The Kingdom of Christbol is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Earthly Voice of Jesus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.594 billion Gamers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weltholm. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Christbolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Christcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,551 Christcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christbol's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Christbol is ranked 4,790th in the world and 1st in Markion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,381.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, the news is showing footage of Earthly Voice of Jesus bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
- : Following new legislation in Christbol, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Christbolian sovereign territory.