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Most Devout: 254thLargest Agricultural Sector: 886thSafest: 905th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
Christ is King
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Christbol

Population6.594 billion

CapitalWeltholm
LeaderEarthly Voice of Jesus
FaithChristianity

CurrencyChristcoin
AnimalSheep

The Kingdom of Christbol is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Earthly Voice of Jesus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.594 billion Gamers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weltholm. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Christbolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Christcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 264,551 Christcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christbol's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Christbol is ranked 4,790th in the world and 1st in Markion for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,381.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Devout: 254thLargest Agricultural Sector: 886thSafest: 905thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,417thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,579thLargest Governments: 1,605thLowest Crime Rates: 1,758thMost Cultured: 1,882ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,925thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,353rdMost Developed: 2,636thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,271stMost Armed: 3,484thSmartest Citizens: 3,519thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,596thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,677thMost Patriotic: 3,965thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,279thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,379thHighest Average Incomes: 4,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,750thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,916thHealthiest Citizens: 6,014thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,236thHighest Food Quality: 7,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,749thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,208thMost Income Equality: 9,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,439thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,801st
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, the news is showing footage of Earthly Voice of Jesus bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Christbol, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Christbolian sovereign territory.

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