The Oppressed Peoples of Chixia is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.977 billion Chixians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The strong Chixian economy, worth 237 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,796 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Chixia's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chixia is ranked 99,395^th in the world and 2^nd in nine for Largest Black Market, with 2.50 trillion Standard Monetary Units.