The Supreme General Management of Chipol is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Victor Volkov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.531 billion Chipolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magos. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The thriving Chipolian economy, worth 118 trillion Blue Diamond Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,655 Blue Diamond Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Chipol, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, being Victor Volkov has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and Chipol has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipol's national animal is the Azure Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Coporatis.

Chipol is ranked 144,962^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Nationstates Grocery Store for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,135.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.