The Empire of Chimoreshialand is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.98 billion Chimoreshialandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoreshialandian economy, worth 227 trillion Denariis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,741 Denariis, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreshialand's national animal is the Leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chimoreshialand is ranked 74,910^th in the world and 1,079^th in Suspicious for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,286.06 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.