The Federal Republic of Chihuaha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.921 billion Chihuahans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Chihuahan economy, worth 244 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,335 Pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,959 per year while the poor average 17,677, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime is a problem. Chihuaha's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chihuaha is ranked 232,262^nd in the world and 18^th in Bigtopia for Safest, scoring 42.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.