The Robins Seven Hoods of Chicago 7 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Robbo Robin Hood with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.675 billion Chicago 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Notingham. The average income tax rate is 39.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chicago 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Poker Chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,367 Poker Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Rat hunting institutions, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicago 7's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicago 7 is ranked 70,124^th in the world and 15^th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,760.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.