The Matriarchy of Chibi Chen is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 1.339 billion Chibi Chenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Defense is also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chibi Chenian economy, worth 19.0 trillion ★★★★★★s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 14,168 ★★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, Leader has just been declared ruler of Chibi Chen in an international press conference, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chibi Chen's national animal is the Lung, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chibi Chen is ranked 258,945^th in the world and 46^th in Lungmen for Highest Drug Use, scoring 47.77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.