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Chenrezig

Population23.131 billion

CapitalDewachen
LeaderPadmapāni
Faithདེ་བཞིན་གཤེགས་པ་

Currencylotus
AnimalSnow Lion

The Heart Sūtra of Chenrezig is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Padmapāni with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 23.131 billion sentient beings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dewachen. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped sentient being economy, worth 710 trillion lotuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 30,701 lotuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chenrezig's national animal is the Snow Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is དེ་བཞིན་གཤེགས་པ་.

Chenrezig is ranked 184,371st in the world and 4th in Genesis Defense Project for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 268.29 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,399thLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,327thMost Stationary: 19,661stHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,263rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,104thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,130thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30,934thMost Cultured: 31,329th

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