The Republic of Chels3a is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Behdad Eghbali|PM Xabi Alonso with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 955 million Chels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stamford Bridge. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chelsean economy, worth 89.0 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,204 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chels3a's national animal is the Stamford the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chels3a is ranked 21,564^th in the world and 239^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 22.3 average smiles per day.