The Golden Light of Cheezopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ieremias with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.715 billion Cheezopolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caseaggio. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cheezopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,848 trillion Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,376 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheezopolis's national animal is the Hercules beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheezopolis is ranked 6,820^th in the world and 1^st in That One Place for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.1 law-abiding acts per hour.