The Dictatorship of Cheeto Crook is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.92 billion Cheeto Crookians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Cheeto Crookian economy, worth 186 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,025 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,536 per year while the poor average 13,803, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Cheeto Crook's pristine beaches, Harry Potter books are banned, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cheeto Crook's national animal is the snake.

Cheeto Crook is ranked 88,699^th in the world and 1^st in Kremlin Candidate for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,784.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.