The United Socialist States of Cheblonsk is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.737 billion Cheblonskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ⚒⚖⛰⛲✈✋✪⭍⿻〄㏏. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cheblonskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Nubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 157,576 Nubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, and emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheblonsk's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cheblonsk is ranked 323,889^th in the world and 1^st in RAAI for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.95 on the Bus Surprisal Index.