The Confederacy of Che Kingle Riexast is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.74 billion Che Kingle Riexastians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Che Kind City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Che Kingle Riexastian economy, worth 93.7 trillion Kuwaiti dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,837 Kuwaiti dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

People are often woken up by rubbish music, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, Che Kingle Riexast has designated Che Kind City as its capital city, and pigs can fly but only in Economy Class. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Che Kingle Riexast's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Che Kingle Riexast is ranked 198,733^rd in the world and 3^rd in Poltientian Scotland for Fattest Citizens, with 9.36 Obesity Rate.