The Kingdom of Chandol is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.657 billion Chandolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The powerhouse Chandolian economy, worth 839 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,764 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chandol's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chandol is ranked 296,659^th in the world and 2^nd in Danube for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 30.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.