The Constitutional Monarchy of Chanada is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.873 billion Chanadans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Chanadan economy, worth 717 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,481 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,797 per year while the poor average 2,663, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chanada's national animal is the moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chanada is ranked 44,279^th in the world and 25^th in Canada for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,801.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.