The Kingdom of Chale Green is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Cenfus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 17.401 billion Chale Greenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chale. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chale Greenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion vects a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,076 vects, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, money grows on trees, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chale Green's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pagan.

Chale Green is ranked 273,361^st in the world and 19^th in Vectis for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.