The Migratory Cetacean Herds of Cetisuar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.507 billion Cetisuarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The strong Cetisuarian economy, worth 962 trillion Nones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,972 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reigning in public spending, the government is avowedly atheist, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cetisuar's national animal is the cetacean, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cetisuar is ranked 148,045^th in the world and 12^th in Ocean for Most Developed, scoring 56.18 on the Human Development Index.