The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.695 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,818 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,660 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,101 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 284,234^th in the world and 828^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 5.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.