The Queen's State of Centreren is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.53 billion Centrerenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Industry, International Aid, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Centrerenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,655 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,795 per year while the poor average 2,419, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, voting is voluntary, Centreren is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Centreren's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Centreren is ranked 254,364^th in the world and 620^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.