The Compromising Positions of Central Polcomia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Benevolent Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.959 billion Central Polcomians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midday. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Polcomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,945 trillion bennies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,497 bennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Benevolent Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, Benevolent Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Polcomia's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a forgiving religion.

Central Polcomia is ranked 10,821^st in the world and 3^rd in Polcomia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,212.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.