The Federal Republic of Central Jeffersonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Alun Tringad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.385 billion Jeffersonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jefferson City. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeffersonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,542 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,281 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, the CJAF has poured billions of Dollars into anti-spaceship defenses to protect Central Jeffersonia against outsiders (Central Jeffersonia has found 1 easter egg), uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, and candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Jeffersonia's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Central Jeffersonia is ranked 133,852^nd in the world and 1^st in The Southeastern Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.37 law-abiding acts per hour.