The Federal Republic of Central Jeffersonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Alun Tringad with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 20.355 billion Jeffersonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jefferson City. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeffersonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,873 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Jefferson City Natural History Museum, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Jeffersonia's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Central Jeffersonia is ranked 20,420^th in the world and 2^nd in Nova for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,302.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.