The Akkadian of Centaurus Founder is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.527 billion Centaurus Founderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Centaurus Founderian economy, worth 99.0 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 28,061 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centaurus Founder's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Centaurus Founder is ranked 102,271^st in the world and 1^st in Centauran Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.65 law-abiding acts per hour.