The Arling of Celtigar is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Arl Decna vos Calario with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.805 billion Celtigarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klawile. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The Celtigarian economy, worth 536 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,609 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Celtigar's national animal is the crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Celtigar is ranked 267,654^th in the world and 22^nd in Caer Sidi for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.