The Outyards of Ceilikkell is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.752 billion Ceilikkellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceilikkellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 319,433 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Ceilikkell, and scummy-looking teenagers outside government buildings sell bureaucrats spoofed ShortTok accounts. Crime is totally unknown. Ceilikkell's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceilikkell is ranked 45,064^th in the world and 2^nd in The Far Left for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,209 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.