The Союз Советских Социалистичес of CCCP is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Владимир Ильич Ленин with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.187 billion ТовариÑs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CCCPian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,381 рубльs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CCCP's national animal is the медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Коммунизм.

CCCP is ranked 154,059^th in the world and 2^nd in Spear Danes for Safest, scoring 60.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.