The Matriarchy of Caville is a tiny, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8 million Cavilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The very strong Cavillean economy, worth 593 billion Riuns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,177 Riuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Caville's national animal is the Great Horned Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Caville is ranked 230,259^th in the world and 65^th in Dystopian Utopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.