The Theocracy of Caveton is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 7.644 billion Cavetonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cavetown. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cavetonian economy, worth 421 trillion Eggs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,157 Eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, and racehorses move a lot slower these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caveton's national animal is the Ender Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ender Dragon Worship.

Caveton is ranked 123,016^th in the world and 5^th in Yecyma for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,175.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.