The People's Republic of Catpersonland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 365 million Catpersonlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Catpersonlandian economy, worth 23.6 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,554 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catpersonland's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catpersonland is ranked 38,980^th in the world and 801^st in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 106.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.