The Empire of Catland Germany is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.196 billion Catland Germanyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catland Germanyian economy, worth 613 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,326 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Catland Germany, and cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catland Germany's national animal is the Cats, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Catland Germany is ranked 238,396^th in the world and 1,496^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 7.95 Obesity Rate.