
| Population | 22.071 billion |
| Capital | Filine Hills |
| Leader | Que |
| Faith | Mystic Order of Velvet Knights |
| Currency | cat nip |
| Animal | mouse |
The Velvet Knights Nation of Catillac Cats 4 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Que with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 22.071 billion Catillac Cats 4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filine Hills. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.
The all-consuming Catillac Cats 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion cat nips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,124 cat nips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,748 per year while the poor average 16,653, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.
Citizens who don't follow Mystic Order of Velvet Knights are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catillac Cats 4's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mystic Order of Velvet Knights.
Catillac Cats 4 is ranked 91,337th in the world and 5th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,302.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Catillac Cats 4, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
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Catillac Cats 4, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
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Catillac Cats 4, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
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Catillac Cats 4, citizens who don't follow Mystic Order of Velvet Knights are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
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Catillac Cats 4, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
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Catillac Cats 4's influence in EPCOT Center 1981 rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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Catillac Cats 4, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
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Catillac Cats 4, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
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Catillac Cats 4, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands.
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Catillac Cats 4, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.

























