The Free Land of Carppp is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 26 million Carpppians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Carpppian economy, worth 915 billion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,208 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime is totally unknown. Carppp's national animal is the Carp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Carppp is ranked 157,440^th in the world and 6^th in Stanleyland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,335 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.