The Rogue Nation of Cardmania90092 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.018 billion Cardmania90092ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90092ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,203 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,031 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90092's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90092 is ranked 270,962^nd in the world and 33^rd in Lily for Safest, scoring 9.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.