The Rogue Nation of Cardmania900175 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.195 billion Cardmania900175ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 84.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900175ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,701 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900175's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania900175 is ranked 11,720^th in the world and 23^rd in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.23 law-abiding acts per hour.