The Colony of Captain Capitalist33 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 27.787 billion Captain Capitalist33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Captain Capitalist33ian economy, worth 817 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,411 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Capitalist33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Captain Capitalist33 is ranked 116,886^th in the world and 1^st in Capitalist for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 712.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.