The Federation of Capitalizt SLANI is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.06 billion Capitalizt SLANI players live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Capitalizt economy, worth 689 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 52,809 simoleons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,363 per year while the poor average 3,310, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Capitalizt SLANI's national animal is the verynje, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Capitalizt SLANI is ranked 137,433^rd in the world and 6,491^st in Lazarus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.