The Republic of Capitalist World is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 119 million Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 8.65 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,689 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capitalist World's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalist World is ranked 268,739^th in the world and 10^th in Economic Development Zone for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.